At one point or the other, people tend to use sarcasm in order to express their contempt or dislike towards certain issues or some other people. It harbors an idea that is similar to irony and therefore it may be regarded as examples of irony. For instance, your friend gives you a tiny piece of chocolate to eat and you say, ‘Wow, it will take me hours to finish this thing!’ Here, there is an element of humor, which gives the criticism a less aggressive or less offensive look. Sarcasm does not focus on the meaning of what has been said, but it presents a second-interpretation of the speaker’s intentions, as depicted in the example above. Not to lengthen this discussion further, here are some sarcastic quotes and sayings, touching some important parts of life.
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Sarcastic Quotes About Love
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop
“Love: temporary insanity, curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.” – Oscar Levant
“Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.” – Homer Simpson
“The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown
“Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.” – Cecilia Egan
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.” – Lily Tomlin
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud
“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time. . .they’re gone.” – Unknown
Sarcastic Quotes About Work
“It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.” – Unknown
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” – Homer Simpson
“I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!” – Unknown
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – Unknown
“I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Unknown
“I am currently occupied, give me a couple of minutes to get frustrated and then I’ll get back to you.” – Unknown
“I have to work overtime at work instead of spending time with my wife and kids, which is what I want.” – Homer Simpson
“Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family… No offense.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent noobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say … This stinks!” – Homer Simpson
Funny Sarcastic Quotes
“It is as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.” – Unknown
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.” – Unknown
“Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.” – Unknown
“Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.” – Unknown
“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.” – Unknown
“A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.” – Gore Vidal
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Phillips
“Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.” – Unknown
“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” – Carl Sagan
“You can be whatever you want; however, in your case you should probably aim low.” – Unknown
“If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.” – George Carlin.
So there you have some sarcastic quotes about relationships such as love and marriage, some about work and some funny ones too. Before I sign off, “You guys must be too good in throwing sarcastic lines. That’s the reason why you went through the whole article!” Wink Wink!!
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